WINNERS & LOSERS
DENNIS HASTERT Speaker avoids Newtering--quells mutiny, passes $792 billion tax cut. Must have been '80s night
KATHLEEN ANN SOLIAH Fugitive turned housewife and actress makes bail. Now her plays' press seats will be full!
EILEEN COLLINS Becomes first woman to head a U.S. space flight. Will conserve energy by asking for directions
NEWT GINGRICH He and second wife separate. Freebie personal ad: stocky SWM seeks family-valued F, no Dems
MIKE BARNICLE In a column he chides media for J.F.K. Jr. voyeurism, but then is all over television himself
RICHIE PHILLIPS Umps say their attorney...