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ORIGINAL We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness...

ENGLISH TO GERMAN TO ENGLISH (Babel Fish) We continue this truth to be naturally, that all its creates man directly, that...