Donny Osmond is the author of Life Is Just What You Make It: My Story So Far.
Q: You're 41, man. Shouldn't you be going with Donald or Don or something?
A: You'd think. I'll be Grandpa Donny.
Q: Neil Armstrong left a tape with one of your songs on the moon. Did he just not want it anymore?
A: Yeah. He had an eight-track, and they didn't make them anymore.
Q: You filled in for Regis once. Didn't you, against your own free will, find Kathie Lee kind of hot?
A: You are weird, Joel.
Q: Onstage you used to...