WINNERS & LOSERS
MARTTI AHTISAARI The Mighty Finn brokers peace in our summertime. Most famous Finn since, um, since...
STEFFI GRAF In comeback, German ace gets the French to cheer her with her first Grand Slam title since 1996
JAMES C. HORMEL Clinton makes him first openly gay U.S. ambassador to Luxembourg. Or anywhere
MARK MCGWIRE Fave drug, andro, won't make you stronger but will give you breasts. He really is Babe Ruth
PAT ROBERTSON Forget Teletubbies; Pat says Scots are flamers! Bank of Scotland calls off deal with him
MOVIE VIOLENCE As Clinton turns up...