Ray Romano

Ray Romano, star of Everybody Loves Raymond, plays Carnegie Hall Wednesday in the Toyota Comedy Festival.

Q: You were in college for seven years and didn't graduate. Let me take a guess here: marijuana?

A: No. Actually, pinball. I would get my student loans, get money, register and never really go. It was a system I thought would somehow pan out.

Q: You went to high school with Fran Drescher. You must have been happy when you graduated, thinking you'd never have to see her again.

A: We had like 600 kids in our graduating class, so I never met her.

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