WINNERS & LOSERS
LOUISE ARBOUR No-nonsense Quebecois indicts Milosevic as war criminal. But who gets to make the arrest?
BACKSTREET BOYS Millennium album breaks one-week sales records. Must have been a light week for homework
SONIA GANDHI Wooed back as head of party, and may be India's P.M. Bigger dynasty than the Bushes!
JAR JAR BINKS Most annoying creature since Barney accused of being a racist stereotype. How wude!
DENNIS HASTERT Six G.O.P.ers defy wrestling coach turned Speaker on campaign finance. Use a sleeper hold, Denny
DOLLY Cloned lamb is turning to mutton...