Uh-Oh, the Real First Lady Shows Up

On the stump, Hillary comes down in size and sounds more like Al than Bill

So what do I do now? Hordes of mid-life baby boomers ask themselves that very question, often upon waking at 3 in the morning. But only one has the standing to answer, "Oh, I think it would be nice to move to New York and run for the Senate" and not be laughed at. As I trail around behind Hillary Clinton on her ninth visit to New York since January, her running has gone from unlikely to assumed. The buzz is now all about how best to obscure that she's a carpetbagger, and an especially giant one since she lives famously...

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