Komedy Korner

SINGLED OUT New Jersey officials recently admitted that some state troopers used race as a factor in pulling over motorists. We gave comedians an hour to come up with their best joke on the issue.

Margaret Cho: I've never been stopped by the police, but one time my Japanese friend and I were stopped by a group of kids who yelled, "Chinos ruin everything!" We weren't angry because we weren't sure whether they were talking about us or the pants. See, they could have been really racist or just fashion conscious.

Al Franken: The only solution I can see is for...

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