1 When ROBERTO BENIGNI shifts his antennae, can he tune in Jupiter?
2 At what point did COLIN POWELL realize the awards show took longer than the ground war in Iraq?
3 Shouldn't someone have told MINNIE DRIVER that she forgot to zip up her dress?
4 Didn't CELINE DION realize that a modern accessory like the pimp hat doesn't really work with the classic double-breasted, white-silk suit worn backward? 5 Could this pleasant-looking woman be the same FERNANDA MONTENEGRO who two days after the Academy Awards said Gwyneth Paltrow bagged her Oscar only because she is "thin, pure and virginal"...