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This year's Academy Awards may be over, but some questions remain

1 When ROBERTO BENIGNI shifts his antennae, can he tune in Jupiter?

2 At what point did COLIN POWELL realize the awards show took longer than the ground war in Iraq?

3 Shouldn't someone have told MINNIE DRIVER that she forgot to zip up her dress?

4 Didn't CELINE DION realize that a modern accessory like the pimp hat doesn't really work with the classic double-breasted, white-silk suit worn backward? 5 Could this pleasant-looking woman be the same FERNANDA MONTENEGRO who two days after the Academy Awards said Gwyneth Paltrow bagged her Oscar only because she is "thin, pure and virginal"...

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