WINNERS & LOSERS
[WINNERS]
BARBARA WALTERS Starr okays Lewinsky interview just in time for sweeps. Ten bucks says Babs will make her cry
GERONIMO PRATT L.A. D.A. drops 30-year case against Black Panther. Still working on that O.J. thing
RONALD REAGAN Tomatoes found to prevent cancer. Ketchup does count as a vegetable after all, Gipper!
[& LOSERS]
CALVIN KLEIN Gets clobbered for ads of half-naked toddlers. Better cancel those plans for baby thongs
DAVID WELLS Yank pitches perfect game, wins World Series, sent to Canada. At least they have good beer there
NBC First Seinfeld and now Clooney. Who's...