WINNERS & LOSERS
TRENT LOTT G.O.P. leader herds 99 other Senate egos into bipartisan deal. And not a single hair out of place!
SADDAM HUSSEIN Just cuz you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not spying on you. And Richard Butler's balding!
CALISTA FLOCKHART It's just nerves! New Mayo Clinic study shows fidgeting prevents weight gain
HENRY HYDE The House's lead prosecutor and his 12 Hamilton Burgers are told by Senate to forget the Jane Does
LISA MCREE GMA host fired. Looked like Joan Lunden, sounded like Joan Lunden, but wasn't Joan Lunden
MICHAEL EISNER Weaker Disney nets CEO half...