Jon Stewart takes over as host of Comedy Central's The Daily Show on Jan. 11.
Q: So, are you dating some model?
A: Oh, yeah. Ivanka Trump.
Q: She's like 12, isn't she?
A: Yeah, but she's very mature. I don't know if you've ever really talked to her, but she's very Dawson's Creek. No, my girlfriend is going back to school, actually. We've been together for 3 1/2 years.
Q: This is a bad time to have a girlfriend. Your stock is going up.
A: You think? I checked my rotisserie standings. I still look like a utility player.