Jon Stewart

Jon Stewart takes over as host of Comedy Central's The Daily Show on Jan. 11.

Q: So, are you dating some model?

A: Oh, yeah. Ivanka Trump.

Q: She's like 12, isn't she?

A: Yeah, but she's very mature. I don't know if you've ever really talked to her, but she's very Dawson's Creek. No, my girlfriend is going back to school, actually. We've been together for 3 1/2 years.

Q: This is a bad time to have a girlfriend. Your stock is going up.

A: You think? I checked my rotisserie standings. I still look like a utility player.

Q:...

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