David Cross

David Cross co-stars in HBO's Mr. Show.

Q: You once opened for Gallagher.

A: It was Gallagher 2.

Q: His brother? So it's true? Half the time you're paying good money to see Gallagher, and you get his look-alike brother instead?

A: If you want to see Gallagher, I've got no sympathy for you. None. Zip. You get what you pay for, which is some clownish retard throwing water at you.

Q: Did Gallagher 2 turn out to be a really nice guy so you couldn't deck him?

A: No. He has things that dump foam or water on you, and...