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THE WB Network's young lust-and-angst formula a winner; MSNBC tries to copy, but Monica's no Felicity
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DESMOND PFEIFFER Stupid series mugs Lincoln, mocks slavery. Pronounced "Puh-feiffer," as in "Puh-thetic"
ALAN GREENSPAN Like a parsimonious tipper, he grudgingly pares the prime. Way to solve the financial crisis!
HELMUT KOHL It will take a big man to fill his shoes, though not as...