America, C'est Moi

My wife and I, who not that long ago were suspected of being part of The Eastern Media Elite, have been transformed into The American People. Surveys on the White House scandal reflect our views precisely. When the Sunday talk-show commentators whom I refer to as the Sabbath Gasbags pontificate confidently on how The American People are going to respond, the Gasbags are always wrong. In January my wife and I sometimes had to wait for a survey result to find that out. Not anymore. We now realize who we are.

On a recent Sunday, for instance, one of the Gasbags...

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