Hey, Happy Fourth of July! Sure, it's a free country, but sometimes there oughta be a law against laws. Some don'ts, sensible to silly, from around the nation:
*RIDGEWOOD, N.J. No Silly String in summer
*HILLSBOROUGH, N.C. No roosters
*CARRBORO, N.C. No drive-through windows in downtown business area
*WEAVERVILLE, N.C. No unleashed miniature pigs in public
*JONESBORO, GA. No profanity in front of children under 14
*JUPITER, FLA. No roadside billboards
*HOWEY-IN-THE-HILLS, FLA. No run-down facades with chipped paint
*SOUTH PADRE ISLAND, TEXAS No wearing of socks or ties
*STATE OF TEXAS No walking in the streets if there is a...