WINNERS
SAY IT AIN'T SO, JER
MICHAEL EISNER Disney quarterly profits rise 22%, stock splits 3 for 1, and Animal Kingdom opens. Roar on, Mike
K-TEL Stock of oldies packagers up sixfold in April. First guys buy Viagra, then the mood music
THE ITALIAN GOVERNMENT With 705th day in power, third-longest-running since WW II
& LOSERS
JERRY SPRINGER Report says program's fights are faked. Maybe he can recast as World Emotional Wrestling
DAN BURTON Congressman calls the President "scumbag." Again, lucky Clinton is boosted by a critic's blunder
SUSAN MCDOUGAL Like Liddy, paying a price for silence. Will she get a...