Five Finales

How to wrap up Seinfeld? We offer some suggestions

I.

Cut to airport waiting area. Jerry speaks to Elaine.

Jerry: If that plane leaves the ground and you're not with him, you'll regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow--but soon, and for the rest of your life.

Elaine: But what about us?

Jerry: We'll always have Monk's.

Elaine: Monk's? The coffee shop?

Jerry: Don't you like their souvlaki?

Elaine: I just thought you'd say something with more--romance.

Jerry: Romance!?! I'd rather sit there and ridicule George and Kramer than have romance any day.

Elaine: I suppose.

Jerry: So--you gonna go with Victor?

Elaine: I dunno...

Jerry: Inside of...

Want the full story?

Subscribe Now

Subscribe
Subscribe

Get TIME the way you want it

  • One Week Digital Pass — $4.99
  • Monthly Pay-As-You-Go DIGITAL ACCESS$2.99
  • One Year ALL ACCESSJust $30!   Best Deal!
    Print Magazine + Digital Edition + Subscriber-only Content on TIME.com

Learn more about the benefits of being a TIME subscriber

If you are already a subscriber sign up — registration is free!