WINNERS & LOSERS SOME JOB TITLES HAVE IT; SOME DON'T
THE BOXER Oscar bait: Daniel Day-Lewis' movie about Northern Ireland opens to rave reviews
THE DUCHESS Fergie and the Queen enjoy a Christmas reconciliation. The toe sucking's under the bridge
THE HONKY CAT From now on, it's Sir Elton Hercules John, if you please
THE POSTMAN Video-store bait: Kevin Costner's movie about post-apocalyptic America sinks like a stone
THE INTERN Don't cross Hizzoner: Giuliani fires kid employee who razzes new pedestrian barricades
THE CHICKEN COOK Poultry slaughter in Hong Kong; what's General Tso to do?