WINNERS & LOSERS
AH, THE THANKSGIVING SPIRIT LIVETH
RICHARD JEWELL His prayers are answered. But you won't have a prayer if he catches you speeding in Luthersville, Ga.
LESLIE MOONVES Welcome home--and not the nursing home anymore. Tiffany Network wins November sweeps
BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD It's like, uh, cool that they quit before they sucked
EARL SPENCER Champagne Charlie, we hardly knew ye. Guys in glass houses shouldn't throw stones at the tabs
BENJAMIN NETANYAHU Whining is undignified. Yes, it was a snub when Clinton wouldn't see you. That's called diplomacy
BARRY SWITZER Only he could make...