Notebook: Dec. 8, 1997

WINNERS & LOSERS

AH, THE THANKSGIVING SPIRIT LIVETH

[WINNERS]

RICHARD JEWELL His prayers are answered. But you won't have a prayer if he catches you speeding in Luthersville, Ga.

LESLIE MOONVES Welcome home--and not the nursing home anymore. Tiffany Network wins November sweeps

BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD It's like, uh, cool that they quit before they sucked

[& LOSERS]

EARL SPENCER Champagne Charlie, we hardly knew ye. Guys in glass houses shouldn't throw stones at the tabs

BENJAMIN NETANYAHU Whining is undignified. Yes, it was a snub when Clinton wouldn't see you. That's called diplomacy

BARRY SWITZER Only he could make...

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