WINNERS & LOSERS
THE DOG DAYS OF AUGUST
GEOFFREY BIBLE Teaching an old dog new tricks. Philip Morris head says tobacco can, maybe, er, kill you
RON CAREY Underdog has his day. Teamster's doggedness pays off as UPS cries uncle
ARPAD BUSSON Lucky dog. European playboy fathers Elle Macpherson's baby
ANTHONY QUINN What a dog. The actor, 82, pays off long-suffering ex-wife to marry his 35-year-old mistress
RON CAREY Dirty dog? Judge throws out his election because of alleged skimming of the union treasury
HUDSON BEEF You wouldn't feed it to a dog. Bacteria scare shuts...