CLONE, CLONE ON THE RANGE

AN AGING ACTOR SEEKS IMMORTALITY THROUGH CLONING--AND GETS MORE THAN HE BARGAINED FOR

Back when the first news of successful human cloning was announced, humanity split into two irreconcilable camps: those who said, "How demonic!" and those, like myself--beloved and durable film star Corey Holiday--who said, "Hey! Where do I send my money?" In those glorious late-1990s days of film screenings, PETA rallies and fragrance launches, guests at events invariably divided into the anticloners, with their earnest discussions of ethics, inbreeding and hillbilly'ed gene pools, and those like myself, so eager and so thrilled to be able to bring humanity the gift of such tried-and-true looks, talent, industry savvy and high T.V.Q.

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