POOR, POOR, PITIFUL ME

HE'S POWERFUL, AND HE KNOWS SHARON STONE. WHY WON'T CLINTON STOP WHINING?

You'd think it would be pretty cushy being Bill Clinton these days. He has a devoted wife and a charming daughter. He lives in one of the world's most beautiful mansions and never has to worry about getting stuck in traffic or mowing the lawn. More grandly, polls show he has won the approval of a large majority of his countrymen, who only three months ago re-upped his contract in an Electoral landslide. His political adversaries are in disarray, and he's on a first-name basis with Sharon Stone. So life, for Clinton, is good, no?

No. At least not to hear...

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