TELEVISION: TROUBLE IN TOONTOWN

IT'S SATURDAY MORNING--DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR KIDS ARE? THE NETWORKS DON'T, MUCH TO THEIR ALARM

Ask James Girolamo, 5, or Everett Webre, a mature 4, which Saturday-morning television shows they like best, and they will look at you blankly as though you were quizzing them about hedge funds or Harold Pinter. The boys, no budding back-to-the-landers, are the sons of TV-friendly Manhattan media professionals, but neither James nor Everett has ever watched Saturday-morning cartoons. "This is family time," explains Everett's mom Priscilla Glover, "one of the few times during the week we can all be together. Everett knows he can watch the Disney Channel whenever he wants, so he doesn't beg to glue himself to the...

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