FIFTY THINGS TO DO IN 50 DAYS

EXCLUSIVE! A PEEK AT HILLARY'S PLANS TO LEARN YOGA AND WIN A NOBEL PRIZE

The following "to do" list was made by Hillary Rodham Clinton on Election Night and found by a White House maid six months later in a box labeled KNICKKNACKS behind the soup pantry. The First Lady has said she has no memory of writing the list, and the President has stood by her statement. A Washington facial masseuse with handwriting similar to the First Lady's is currently under investigation. However, an anonymous source inside the White House claims Mrs. Clinton has been searching for this document since Nov. 5.

1. Merge liberalism and conservatism into a new politics of the millennium.

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