HIS WAY OR NO WAY

PEROT HAS BEEN LYING LOW, BUT COME FALL, ROSS WILL OPEN HIS WALLET AND PRESTO! HE'LL BE EVERYWHERE

THE HISTORY OF THE ADVENTURES OF MR. ROSS PEROT AND HIS CURIOUS QUEST TO BE BOSS

IN TWO VOLUMES VOLUME II, CHAPTER 1. IN WHICH OUR SOMETIMES ERRATIC HERO PLANS A CONVENTION AT WHICH HE WILL BE ANOINTED LEADER OF THE PARTY WHICH HE HIMSELF PAID TO BE FORMED.

It is an observation widely acknowledged that a billionaire knows the price of everything but not always its value. The judicious reader will doubtless recall from Volume I Mr. Ross Perot's 1992 pursuit of the nation's highest office, when he precipitately and mystifyingly withdrew, before once again re-entering in October and garnering...

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