THE HISTORY OF THE ADVENTURES OF MR. ROSS PEROT AND HIS CURIOUS QUEST TO BE BOSS
IN TWO VOLUMES VOLUME II, CHAPTER 1. IN WHICH OUR SOMETIMES ERRATIC HERO PLANS A CONVENTION AT WHICH HE WILL BE ANOINTED LEADER OF THE PARTY WHICH HE HIMSELF PAID TO BE FORMED.
It is an observation widely acknowledged that a billionaire knows the price of everything but not always its value. The judicious reader will doubtless recall from Volume I Mr. Ross Perot's 1992 pursuit of the nation's highest office, when he precipitately and mystifyingly withdrew, before once again re-entering in October and garnering...