"I see the President and the First Lady are not here, probably someplace testifying." --Don Imus, being inducted into the National Association of Broadcasters Hall of Fame
"[Madonna] said that she doesn't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's bisexual." --Tonight Show host Jay Leno "At Fox News, we'll try to be first, but we promise to be fair...We may seek to develop another expert source of information regarding Cuba other than CNN's bureau chief and democracy consultant, Fidel Castro." --Rupert Murdoch, who plans to launch an all-news channel
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