DOG DAYS, PEROT NIGHTS

The last thing I want to be seen to be doing here is comparing Ross Perot to a corgi. I don't go in for that sort of thing. As a guarantee of that, I want to make it clear from the start that the word yappy will not be used.

For one thing, I have no reason to believe corgis are yappy. I think it's fair to say that small dogs carry with them a certain suspicion of yappiness, as do small people. But I wouldn't go any further than that. The reason I wouldn't go any further is that owners...

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