SAY GOODNIGHT, O.J.

WE LEARNED NOTHING FROM SIMPSON ON BET. AND HE CLEARLY HASN'T LEARNED MUCH FROM HIS TRIAL. IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON

WITH APOLOGIES TO THE LATE DR. SEUSS, who surely would have been wise enough to steer clear of this whole affair: "The time has come/ The time is now/ Just go, Go, GO!/ I don't care how/ You can go by foot/ Or by Bron-co/ O.J. Simpson, will you please now go!"

I hereby solemnly swear that these are the last words I will ever write about O.J. Simpson, even if he runs naked down Rockingham Avenue shouting, "I did it! I did it!" Like many other Americans, I am heartily sick of his case and all the portentous analysis, including...

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