CHUFF CHUFF, PUFF PUFF

ALL ABOARD THE MARLBORO UNLIMITED, A HIGH-TECH TRAIN WHERE YOU CAN SMOKE IN NEARLY EVERY CAR

METROPOLITAN SMOKERS ARE A FORlorn lot these days. As more cities ban cigarettes in public places, smokers are altering every daily habit but the one they most crave. They take lunch at the restaurant bar because only there can they enjoy a quick stick of nicotine for dessert. They dash from their seats at the football stadium to the rest-room, missing the play of the day for the puff of the moment. Shivering in shirtsleeves outside their office complexes, they increase the risk that they will succumb not to emphysema but to chilblains.

They have to get away, and Philip Morris...

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