WINNERS
CALVIN KLEIN
Feds say his ads were not really illegal child porn. They just looked like illegal child porn
GREG MADDUX
The Cy Young Award The Cy Young Award The Cy Young Award The Cy Young Award
MICHAEL OVITZ
For presiding over the Magic Kingdom, he stands to make a not-so-goofy half a billion
LOSERS
HOOTERS
Feds tell restaurant chain to hire tacky waiters as well as tacky waitresses
NEWT GINGRICH
Shut down the U.S. after Clinton gave him a bad plane seat--and he didn't even get miles
SHOPPING CARTS
Pediatrics journal calls them unsafe at any speed...
