TOO MANY "COOKS"
A highly unscientific poll conducted by TV's Politically Incorrect found that more people would be embarrassed to be seen at New York City's Fashion Cafe than at any other themed restaurant. Undeterred by this, otherwise respectable model CHRISTY TURLINGTON has joined NAOMI CAMPBELL, ELLE MACPHERSON and CLAUDIA SCHIFFER as a partner in Fashion Cafe. Her duties, while unclear, do not include waiting tables. Now comes the news that compulsive chest-hair exhibitor DAVID HASSELHOFF is interested in starting a chain of Baywatcher restaurants, with the first planned for already overpolluted New York City. Finally, in a key breakthrough in...
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