WINNERS
BOB PACKWOOD Feds won't charge him with hitting on lobbyists to hire his wife
THE CLINTONS A federal report confirms they were passive, losing Whitewater investors
LEXUS DEALERS Thanks to the U.S.-Japanese trade deal, their cars will still cost only a small fortune
LOSERS
MICHAEL JACKSON His hugely hyped HIStory isn't making any at the cash register
EMIR OF QATAR In a belated observance of Father's Day, the Emir is ousted from power by his son
NEW JERSEY The Devils win the Stanley Cup, then announce they want to leave the state
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