[winners]
DON KING Anointed by newly released Mike Tyson as promoter of record
HENRY HYDE Republican helps bollix Gingrich-blessed term-limits amendment
M&M;/MARS Candy company hits p.r. jackpot with ultra-hyped "election" of blue M&M;
[losers]
WINNIE MANDELA Nelson Mandela's ex-wife is now his ex- Cabinet Minister
DAVID LETTERMAN Oscar audience un-amused by transplanted talk-show shtick
CHRYSLER CORP. Minivan door latches allegedly have habit of opening in crashes, inspiring recall
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