OSCAR WILDE He's finally memorialized in Westminster Abbey's Poet's Corner THE WEINSTEIN BROTHERS Their Miramax Films nabs a leading 22 Oscar nominations
GERALD FORD Causes less spectator damage than George Bush in presidential golf game/bloodletting
BILL GATES Angry judge reopens feds' antitrust deal with Microsoft
JOHNNIE COCHRAN O.J. lawyer learns ex-gal pal has retained a palimony expert
OLD SPARKY New York's electric chair to be put out to pasture in favor of lethal injection...