A Product Michael Jordan Hasn't Endorsed

Roll Call, the newspaper that serves Capitol Hill, has sponsored a contest soliciting advertising slogans intended to improve Congress's image. The not- so-compelling results:

WINNER

CONGRESS. BECAUSE THERE'S NO INTEREST MORE SPECIAL THAN YOURS.

RUNNERS-UP

CONGRESS IS ALL OF U.S.

OVER 250 MILLION SERVED.

THE U.S. CONGRESS. WHERE FREEDOM LIVES.

CONGRESS CAN!

CONGRESS: AMERICA'S BEST DOING THEIR BEST FOR AMERICA.

THE BUCK STARTS HERE.

CASTING OUR BALLOTS FOR YOU.

THE DOME IS THE DREAM.

CONGRESS. UH-HUH!

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