Besting Letterman in the ratings war. And no Top Ten list either.
JOHN WAYNE BOBBITT
Dismembered husband is acquitted of marital sexual assault.
Sweeps Supreme Court in 9-0 sexual-harassment victory.
Victorious G.O.P. politico inexplicably volunteers payoff scandal details.
State Department No. 2 takes fall for bosses' flops.
Who knew he could seem even smaller and crankier?...