"If I really believed Joey Buttafuoco had an affair with Amy Fisher," said Mary Jo Buttafuoco, Joey's wife, some months ago, "I'd cut his testicles off." Well, we'll see: last week Joey finally admitted he had slept with Fisher and pleaded guilty to statutory rape, since Fisher was 16 at the time. Where Joey is going, he won't be needing his business card, reproduced below.
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