Lurch to The Left? You're Kidding

The autopsy results are in. At first they thought the Clinton presidency had expired by addressing more than one issue at a time and hence going terminally "out of focus." Now they're saying he succumbed to that rare disease, virtually unknown among recent Presidents -- the deadly "lurch to the left." Look at the bleeding heart, the conservative coroners are saying; the yellowish liver, the jerky knee. Maybe poor Bill spent too much time holed up in the White House with Hillary.

Or maybe it was one of those Jurassic Park deals: a fossil mosquito left over from the Johnson Administration...

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