Annals of Haughtiness

"I couldn't believe it. A limo driver was telling me what to do."

-- TORI SPELLING, STAR OF BEVERLY HILLS, 90210, ON A CHAUFFEUR'S ATTEMPT TO BREAK UP A WRESTLING MATCH BETWEEN HER AND HER BOYFRIEND

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