Cat-Aloging Clinton

In all the punditry about Clinton's first 100 days, something has been missed: Socks, the First Cat, is having as miserable a start as the President. Is there a connection? You decide:

Clinton Administration paralyzed by issue of gays in military.

Socks nearly hangs himself with own leash.

Clinton snippy to aides in public.

Cats magazine says Socks not declawed.

Roger Clinton performs with En Vogue.

Socks' sister Midnight does layout in PEOPLE magazine.

Clinton indecisive on stimulus package; initiative dies in Congress.

Reports confirm Socks is neutered.

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