, The drama department at Manhattan's ritzy Dalton School is so politically correct that a recent production of Bertolt Brecht's classic The Good Woman of Sichuan, the story of a young woman who disguises herself as a man, was titled The Good Person of Sichuan. Watch for other revisions in these hypersensitive times:
THEATER
Death of a Salesperson
Two People of Verona
Person and Superperson
The Person of La Mancha
FILM
The Person Vanishes
Pretty Person
White People Can't Jump
Single White Person
The Quiet Person
MUSIC
Bess, You Is My Person Now
The Person Is a Tramp
No Person, No...
