Tonight We're Gonna Party Like It's 1999

YOU WON'T NEED AN EXCUSE TO CELEBRATE ON THE GREATEST NEW YEAR'S EVE OF ALL. BUT YOU MIGHT NEED A RESERVATION -- NOW.

Here's the choice. Come Dec. 31, 1999, you can sit around harrumphing that it's amateur night. That those out celebrating the millennium are no doubt the very same people who can't even spell it. (Two Ls, two Ns.) You can work yourself into a froth about how the calendar change promises only to render every check in your checkbook obsolete and produce a baby boomlet of Millies and Millards. As you down a glass of warm buttermilk before bed, you can note ! with satisfaction that the year is off to a bad start: ABC says Two Thousand, CNN says Twenty...

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