Say Three Hail Marys And Watch It

This just in: a forthcoming edition of the Catholic catechism lists sins never pondered by Moses. Driving a car or piloting a commercial jet while intoxicated, for example. Cheating on your taxes. Dealing drugs. Cooking the company books and committing other types of business fraud. Bill Clinton, take note: in Rome's view, it is still O.K. to make war, if it is a good war, but also to disobey the government when it is not.

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