Bush campaign spokeswoman Torie Clarke last week criticized Clinton and Gore for indulging in family therapy. Said she: "Real men don't get on the couch." That depends, of course, on one's party affiliation. A Campaign Guide for Real Men:
R: Dread the couch
D: Dread August, when therapists are away
R: Brandish lifetime N.R.A. memberships
D: Boast about high A.D.A. ratings
R: Campaign at stock-car races
D: Take the family along on the campaign bus
R: Blame government for problems
D: Blame the rich
R: Go hunting
D: Play softball
R: Never eat broccoli
D: Have a favorite broccoli recipe
R:...
