Southern Playbook

FLUENCY COUNTS

Now that Clinton's down home, he's rolling out the kind of colorful sayings that Dan Rather usually saves up for election night. The other day he complained that some folks were squealing like a pig caught under a gate. Well, you probably had to be there -- and that's the point.

CLINTON LUCK...

But just when he seemed to be rolling in Southern clover, Willie went off half-cocked at an open mike, lambasting Jesse Jackson for supposed backstabbing. Now Jesse will likely orchestrate a prolonged public apologia from the Son of the South -- which, no matter how it...