Both commentator Pat Buchanan and humor columnist Dave Barry are running for President. It's time for a Draft Ann Landers movement. Listen, Cookie, hard- pressed Americans could use some practical advice.
Malibu now counts whales and dolphins as citizens. Santa Cruz is considering an ordinance to protect working slobs against "appearance discrimination," and San Francisco may follow suit. Expect the corporate exodus from California to reach landslide proportions.
Inspired by sexual-harassment laws, a Montana statute outlaws hunter harassment by animal-rights activists. Coming soon: harasser harassment.
Primaries used to winnow out the weaker candidates....