Books: Mud Pie Eaters

FIRST HUBBY by Roy Blount Jr. Villard; 286 pages; $18.95

Let's see. Marilyn Quayle, furious because George dumped Dan in '92, is over in Libya conspiring with Gaddafi. Gorby gave the U.S.S.R. his best shot, but it didn't work, so he defected, took a publishing job in Manhattan, and is dating Susan Sarandon. Noriega beat his drug rap, as we all knew he would, and is back in power in Panama. At the White House, President Clementine Fox is brooding about sending troops to dislodge him, and her peacenik husband Guy, the First Hubby, sourly tells her, "Have yourself a merry...

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