The Democrats True-Life Tales from the Omni

Pamela takes it off, Tipper gets radical, and Mario claims the car

"I am not a member of any organized political party. I'm a Democrat."

-- WILL ROGERS

Democratic Conventions usually mean funny hats and bitter spats. Typically, they are ornery, out-of-control encounter sessions populated by overweight, cigar-puffing pols and eccentrically dressed activists shouting indecipherable slogans. But this affair was so organized it was downright Republican. Pearls and silk dresses were as much in evidence as bizarre headgear. No cigar haze wafted to the ceiling: the party made this its first no-smoking convention. . The aisles were crowded, but the speaker did not pound his gavel and yell for the marshals to clear...

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