Memo to: Mr. and Mrs. Joe Taxpayer
From: Alert Accountants, Inc.
Re: Things to hurry up and do before the new tax code goes into effect
1) Buy a brand-new station wagon. 2) Sell off your shares in Conglomerate Corp. 3) Give a generous donation to Ivy University. 4) Apply for a home- equity loan to pay for the new boat. 5) Take a trip to an investment seminar in Hawaii and deduct it as a business expense. 6) Schedule Joe's long- postponed gall-bladder operation. 7) Pay business expenses (like your accountant's fee) a year in advance so you can write...